Friday, August 11, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Why Phil Quit Football


Top Ten Reasons Why Phil Quit CHS Football

10) Doesn't want to be the Berrick Blackwell/T-Rex of the team.

9) Too embarrassing to wear jersey/jeans when everyone else wears windsuits to pep rally again.

8) Doesn't want to be Ph. Silva on jersey if Coogs make the playoffs.

7) Going to film early in the mornings clashes with Saved by the Bell.

6) Doesn't want to attend football banquet with Randy and Situ as dates again.

5) Already used them for the letter jacket.

4) Wants to be in the stands to cuss at Midland Lee.

3) Can't play football and be in the siren squad at the same time.

2) Need to save eligibility to transfer to Frisco.

And the #1 reason why Phil quit football..............

1) Cannot take the chance that he might have to face Kegan.

4 Comments:

Blogger Willie B said...

Situ Speaks the truth!

9:41 PM  
Blogger Rose said...

Phil did get kicked in the stomach sophmore year, when he faced off with garrison.

4:06 PM  
Blogger BSTRO said...

11. didnt wanna be backup to himself

4:10 PM  
Blogger Rose said...

you forgot one thing: Phil's back hurts. That's why he quit

8:22 AM  

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