Saturday, November 04, 2006

Joe Paterno And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

I bet when Coach Paterno woke up this morning, he had gum in his hair. I don’t know that for sure but I do know three reasons why today was not a good day for Joe Pa.
1) His squad lost to Wisconsin 13 to 3 Saturday.
2) He was blown up big time on the sideline. (watch the clip repeatedly on any sports highlight show) Too sad!
3) Craig James called him an “old fart” on national TV. I officially hate Craig James.
This picture pretty much sums up his day. The only thing left that could have happened to him would be if he got plain sneakers when his assistants got the ones with the stripe. Maybe he should move to Australia.

4 Comments:

Blogger pete silva said...

i bet LJ's dad got two scoops and he got one

7:11 PM  
Blogger Phil Silva said...

did jo pa have to wear his railroad pajamas??

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Did his favorite marble go down the drain? Was there kissing on TV and he hates that? Were there lima beans for dinner? Sad.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Situ said...

it's now official. This post has the most children's book references of all time.

8:14 AM  

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