I Didn't Even Know Gnats Had Groins

What is the big deal about Tyler Brayton kneeing gay Jerramy Stevens in the crotch Monday Night? No seriously, everyone is making a way bigger deal out of this than it really is. First of all, the majority of people commenting on it have never even played football, so they have no idea about what types of things go on in games or the emotions and passions that are on display. Unless you have played quality football for a length of time, no one cares what you think about the incident. Also, if you watch closely, you will see that Stevens is the first one to take a swing, or kick, at the crotch. He tries to kick Brayton with his whole leg. If you watch the video you can see Steven’s leg swing up between’s Brayton’s legs. If anyone tries to kick you in the groin, you have a free pass to kick or knee them back in theirs. I mean the better thing would have been to punch Jerramy Steven’s in the face, but he had a helmet on. Also Warren Sapp is correct with his comments in saying that Stevens is a punk. I think a better word would have been that he is a pussy but you get the picture. No one in the league runs their mouth more without backing it up than Stevens. You can hear the crappy MNF announcers weigh in with their two cents, but their credibility was thrown out long ago. Mike Greenberg said regarding the incident that it was “one of the worst things I have ever seen an athlete do on the field” and I have also heard several other comments regarding the incident that said that Brayton should be suspended anywhere from 1 to 3 games and be fined at least 5 figures. I don’t agree with that. While I do assume that the league will punish Brayton and I would say he deserves it for breaking the rules, I would say that Brayton should be fined around $7,500 and receive no suspension. Also after reviewing the tape, I believe Stevens should be fined about $5,000. Also, this was caught on Monday Night Football so that is the only reason that a big deal is being made out of it. Obviously Jerramy Stevens didn’t think it was a big deal as he didn’t even double over or anything. Either that or it just confirms my suspicions that Stevens’ has had a vagina all along.



Here is a second, shorter clip so you can review Stevens' first kick without having to watch the whole clip again.