Situ's Week 1 Recaps
Here is a very brief recap on Sunday's games. Since I obviously couldn't watch every game, for the games I missed I am relying on Sportscenter highlights and recaps I read online. You may want to hum the fastest 2 minutes song from NFL Primetime.
GIANTS VS COLTS – BY FAR, HIGHLIGHT OF THE NITE WAS THE PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS WHEN DOM SAID, "DOMINIC RHODES, ABILENE COOPER HIGH SCHOOL." THE FANS WENT WILD. TWO THOUGHTS: I AM VERY PROUD OF DOM AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY IN THE NFL REP A-HIGH. YOU CAN HAVE LACKEY CUZ BASEBALL'S GAY. AS COOL AS DOM WAS, THE COLTS HAD POOR RUSHING, BOTH TEAMS QB’S LOOKED GOOD, PLAXICO BURRESS HAS SOME OF THE BEST HANDS IN THE LEAGUE OR AT LEAST HE DID AGAINST THE COLTS
COWBOYS VS JAGS – FUNNY WHEN LEFTWICH GOT HIT LATE BY ROY BOY, WE ALL KNOW BLEDSOE’S 3 INTS KILLED THE BOYS BUT I WAS ALSO VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH 9 PENALTIES FOR 93 YARDS, EMBARRASSING TO SAY BUT LEFTWICH LOOKED GOOD, BLEDSOE CANNOT THROW ON THE RUN, PURPLE PAL SCORED AND LOOKED GREAT, 24 UNANSWERED POINTS BY JAGS– STEP UP D! T.O. WAS CHEERING/ENCOURAGING TEAMMATES ON THE SIDELINE SAYING “ITS NOT OVER YET!”
CHIEFS VS BENGALS – THE GREAT KALI WAS OUT, RUDI J IS UNDERRATED, KYLE TURLEY’S PASS PROTECTION STUNK UP THE FIELD, 7 SACKS BY CINCY, TRENT GREEN DIED, DAMON HUARD HASN’T COMPLETED A PASS IN NFL SINCE DEC 24,2000. HUARD AS BACK-UP – COULD BE A LONG YEAR FOR CHEFS. AFTER SEEING HIM PERFORM IN PRESEASON, AND AFTER HIS 4 TKLS AND 2 SACKS, I HAVE CONCLUDED ROBERT GEATHERS HAS POTENTIAL, HIS DAD ROBERT GEATHERS SR WAS A DE FOR BILLS AND HIS UNLCE WAS THE INFAMOUS JUMPY.
SAINTS VS BROWNS - REGGIE “UGGGH” BUSH LOOKED NICE WITH 144 TOTAL YDS, BUT NO SCORES. WINSLOW AND BRAYLON BACK FOR BROWNS, CHARLIE FRYE HAD SICK JUKES ON THE GOAL LINE.
EAGLES VS TEXANS – I STILL THINK YOU COULD ARGUE THAT PEYTON OR BRADY ARE BETTER BUT IF I AM STARTING A FRANCHISE I THINK I TAKE MCNABB AS MY QB, HE IS ELITE. HARD TO TELL AS THEY DID PLAY THE TEXANS BUT EAGLES LOOKED VERY TOUGH AS IN BEAT SOME TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS TOUGH. GARY KUBIAK'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE A PORCUPINE. DEMECO RYANS HAD 13 TKLS, 12 SOLO FOR TEXANS.
TITANS VS JETS – GOLLUM LOOKED LIKE STRAIGHT TRASH, VY WAS 3 FOR 3 BUT UNDERTHREW HIS MAN AND GOT INT’D. MIKE NUGENT MISSED PAT AND 2 FG’S, I’LL ADMIT PENNINGTON LOOKED GOOD, BUT HE STILL WON’T WIN PETE MONEY AGAINST OUR BET. LAVERNUES 8 REC FOR 153 YDS.
FALCONS VS PANTHERS – JOHN ABRAHAM 2 SACKS, 2 FF. VICK LOOKED LIKE AN ALL-PRO. HE MAY BE THE BEST AT THROWING ON THE RUN IN THE LEAGUE. HIS ZIP ON THE BALL IS SICK. PANTHERS D WAS SHREDDED BY THE RUN GIVING UP 252 RUSHING YDS
RAVENS VS BUCS – RAVENS D LOOKED CRAZY GOOD. RAY-RAY IS BACK AND THIS IS THE RAVENS D THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP LAST YEAR WHEN SOME KING TOOK THEM WITH THEIR 1ST FANTASY PICK.
49ERS VS CARDINALS – KURT VAGNER WAS IN OLD RAMS FORM THROWING FOR 301 YDS AND 3 TD’S, ALEX SMITH LOOKS LIKE HE MAY NOT BE STRAIGHT GARBAGE, VERNON DAVIS IS GREAT.
LIONS VS SEAHAWKS – LIONS BLOCKED TWO FG’S, HAD 5 SACKS, AND HELD SHAUNY TO 51 YDS WITH A 2.7 YD AVG. ERNIE SIMS HAD 10 TKLS. LEE-OWNS SEEMED GOOD BUT STILL LOST. I HEARD RUMORS THAT SEATTLE’S O-LINE STUNK.
RAMS VS MUNCHOS – MIKE BELL CAN’T BLOCK, PLUMMER IS LOSING HIS JOB W/THREE INTS AND A FUMBLE
BEARS VS PACK – FAVRE HAD HIS 1ST SHUTOUT IN HIS 16 YEAR CAREER. I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR FAVRE THIS YEAR. THE PACKERS ARE HANDS DOWN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED THE WORST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. TO GET DOMINATED BY THE BEARS D ISN’T TOO RARE BUT TO GET DOMINATED BY THE BEARS OFFENSE IS HEARTBREAKING. DEVIN HESTER PRODUCED TAKING A PUNT HOUSE AND MY BOY D. MANNING HAD HIS FIRST CAREER INT!
BILLS VS PATS – I WAS SURPRISED THE BILLS MAYBE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. LOSMAN WAS PRETTY GOOD. MARONEY RAN NICELY EVEN WITH INJURED KNEE.
PASSING LEADERS - PENNINGTON 319 YDS, MCNABB 314 YDS, WARNER 301 YDS, ALEX SMITH 288 YDS
RUSHING LEADERS - W. DUNN 132 YDS, SEPPI 121 YDS, WILLIE PARKER 115, TIKI AND AHAMAN BOTH WITH 110 YDS.
RECIEVING - T.GON 10 RECS, FITZ & MARVIN 9 RECS, LAVERNANUES, HOBBIT,WINSLOW, AND UGGH MAN 8 RECS EACH.
TACKLES - RUPERT GRANT 14 TKLS, DEMECO RYANS 13 TKLS, Z.T. & VILMS 12 TKLS
BRIAN YOUNG & JUSTIN SMITH 3 SACKS AND ANDRE DYSON HAD 2 INTS
GIANTS VS COLTS – BY FAR, HIGHLIGHT OF THE NITE WAS THE PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS WHEN DOM SAID, "DOMINIC RHODES, ABILENE COOPER HIGH SCHOOL." THE FANS WENT WILD. TWO THOUGHTS: I AM VERY PROUD OF DOM AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY IN THE NFL REP A-HIGH. YOU CAN HAVE LACKEY CUZ BASEBALL'S GAY. AS COOL AS DOM WAS, THE COLTS HAD POOR RUSHING, BOTH TEAMS QB’S LOOKED GOOD, PLAXICO BURRESS HAS SOME OF THE BEST HANDS IN THE LEAGUE OR AT LEAST HE DID AGAINST THE COLTS
COWBOYS VS JAGS – FUNNY WHEN LEFTWICH GOT HIT LATE BY ROY BOY, WE ALL KNOW BLEDSOE’S 3 INTS KILLED THE BOYS BUT I WAS ALSO VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH 9 PENALTIES FOR 93 YARDS, EMBARRASSING TO SAY BUT LEFTWICH LOOKED GOOD, BLEDSOE CANNOT THROW ON THE RUN, PURPLE PAL SCORED AND LOOKED GREAT, 24 UNANSWERED POINTS BY JAGS– STEP UP D! T.O. WAS CHEERING/ENCOURAGING TEAMMATES ON THE SIDELINE SAYING “ITS NOT OVER YET!”
CHIEFS VS BENGALS – THE GREAT KALI WAS OUT, RUDI J IS UNDERRATED, KYLE TURLEY’S PASS PROTECTION STUNK UP THE FIELD, 7 SACKS BY CINCY, TRENT GREEN DIED, DAMON HUARD HASN’T COMPLETED A PASS IN NFL SINCE DEC 24,2000. HUARD AS BACK-UP – COULD BE A LONG YEAR FOR CHEFS. AFTER SEEING HIM PERFORM IN PRESEASON, AND AFTER HIS 4 TKLS AND 2 SACKS, I HAVE CONCLUDED ROBERT GEATHERS HAS POTENTIAL, HIS DAD ROBERT GEATHERS SR WAS A DE FOR BILLS AND HIS UNLCE WAS THE INFAMOUS JUMPY.
SAINTS VS BROWNS - REGGIE “UGGGH” BUSH LOOKED NICE WITH 144 TOTAL YDS, BUT NO SCORES. WINSLOW AND BRAYLON BACK FOR BROWNS, CHARLIE FRYE HAD SICK JUKES ON THE GOAL LINE.
EAGLES VS TEXANS – I STILL THINK YOU COULD ARGUE THAT PEYTON OR BRADY ARE BETTER BUT IF I AM STARTING A FRANCHISE I THINK I TAKE MCNABB AS MY QB, HE IS ELITE. HARD TO TELL AS THEY DID PLAY THE TEXANS BUT EAGLES LOOKED VERY TOUGH AS IN BEAT SOME TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS TOUGH. GARY KUBIAK'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE A PORCUPINE. DEMECO RYANS HAD 13 TKLS, 12 SOLO FOR TEXANS.
TITANS VS JETS – GOLLUM LOOKED LIKE STRAIGHT TRASH, VY WAS 3 FOR 3 BUT UNDERTHREW HIS MAN AND GOT INT’D. MIKE NUGENT MISSED PAT AND 2 FG’S, I’LL ADMIT PENNINGTON LOOKED GOOD, BUT HE STILL WON’T WIN PETE MONEY AGAINST OUR BET. LAVERNUES 8 REC FOR 153 YDS.
FALCONS VS PANTHERS – JOHN ABRAHAM 2 SACKS, 2 FF. VICK LOOKED LIKE AN ALL-PRO. HE MAY BE THE BEST AT THROWING ON THE RUN IN THE LEAGUE. HIS ZIP ON THE BALL IS SICK. PANTHERS D WAS SHREDDED BY THE RUN GIVING UP 252 RUSHING YDS
RAVENS VS BUCS – RAVENS D LOOKED CRAZY GOOD. RAY-RAY IS BACK AND THIS IS THE RAVENS D THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP LAST YEAR WHEN SOME KING TOOK THEM WITH THEIR 1ST FANTASY PICK.
49ERS VS CARDINALS – KURT VAGNER WAS IN OLD RAMS FORM THROWING FOR 301 YDS AND 3 TD’S, ALEX SMITH LOOKS LIKE HE MAY NOT BE STRAIGHT GARBAGE, VERNON DAVIS IS GREAT.
LIONS VS SEAHAWKS – LIONS BLOCKED TWO FG’S, HAD 5 SACKS, AND HELD SHAUNY TO 51 YDS WITH A 2.7 YD AVG. ERNIE SIMS HAD 10 TKLS. LEE-OWNS SEEMED GOOD BUT STILL LOST. I HEARD RUMORS THAT SEATTLE’S O-LINE STUNK.
RAMS VS MUNCHOS – MIKE BELL CAN’T BLOCK, PLUMMER IS LOSING HIS JOB W/THREE INTS AND A FUMBLE
BEARS VS PACK – FAVRE HAD HIS 1ST SHUTOUT IN HIS 16 YEAR CAREER. I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR FAVRE THIS YEAR. THE PACKERS ARE HANDS DOWN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED THE WORST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. TO GET DOMINATED BY THE BEARS D ISN’T TOO RARE BUT TO GET DOMINATED BY THE BEARS OFFENSE IS HEARTBREAKING. DEVIN HESTER PRODUCED TAKING A PUNT HOUSE AND MY BOY D. MANNING HAD HIS FIRST CAREER INT!
BILLS VS PATS – I WAS SURPRISED THE BILLS MAYBE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. LOSMAN WAS PRETTY GOOD. MARONEY RAN NICELY EVEN WITH INJURED KNEE.
PASSING LEADERS - PENNINGTON 319 YDS, MCNABB 314 YDS, WARNER 301 YDS, ALEX SMITH 288 YDS
RUSHING LEADERS - W. DUNN 132 YDS, SEPPI 121 YDS, WILLIE PARKER 115, TIKI AND AHAMAN BOTH WITH 110 YDS.
RECIEVING - T.GON 10 RECS, FITZ & MARVIN 9 RECS, LAVERNANUES, HOBBIT,WINSLOW, AND UGGH MAN 8 RECS EACH.
TACKLES - RUPERT GRANT 14 TKLS, DEMECO RYANS 13 TKLS, Z.T. & VILMS 12 TKLS
BRIAN YOUNG & JUSTIN SMITH 3 SACKS AND ANDRE DYSON HAD 2 INTS
posted by Andrew at 3:45 AM
2 Comments:
McNabb has always been gay cuz he used to own da Boyz. and he that man who is a cool athlete but gay human. He finally lost weight and no one, I mean no one tells Purple Pal to shut the F up!
who will get Brian Young for fantasy?
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