Monday, August 21, 2006

News and Notes - What Are Some NFL Players Thinking?

La'Roi Glover thinks he has that little devil and angel on his shoulder. Glover says the devil tells him, "Hey, I'm tired today. I don't feel like going. Let's take the day off." Then his angel says referring to his days with the Raiders, "Hey, last time you did that, you got cut, so pick it up." Umm, ok La’Roi. Which one of them told you to wear your pants so darn high?
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For some strange reason, Trent Dilfer thought he was tough Saturday night against the Ray-duhs. Dilfer got two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. The first one was for head-butting Darnell Bing and the second was when Dilfer went to the Raiders sideline and tried to trash-talk Warren Sapp. I am guessing he told Sapp to put a jersey on if he was so tough. I am then guessing that Sapp emerged from water with a silver face and yelled at Dilfer. These are just my theories. Sapp might have summed it up best when he said, "The apocalypse is definitely on us when Trent Dilfer gets two personal fouls." Sapp really did say that afterward.
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers say they are thinking about moving WR Maurice Stovall to tight end. Stovall was the Bucs third pick this year and he is from Notre Dame. The Bucs say Stovall has the rare blend of size and speed and is considered to be a tremendous downfield blocker. If he is supposed to be so big and fast, why not just leave him at receiver?
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Here is today’s OuT oF wHaCk StAt: Sunday night’s loss to Seahawks was the Colt's eighth straight loss in the preseason, their longest preseason losing streak in more than 50 years. As I recall aren’t the Colts considered one of the best teams in the league, so how much should we read into preseason games again?
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Paul Woody, writing for the Sporting News, reports Washington Redskins OG Derrick Dockery has lost about 15 pounds and appears lighter on his feet with better endurance. He is performing with more consistency and if he can maintain his concentration, could earn a big contract for the 2007 season. Congrats on your diet Mr. Dockery!
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I am a man so I will admit when I am wrong. I will admit that I thought Ron Dayne was a going to be a decent running back this year. Now I am reading that he might not even make the team! This is because RB’s Damien Nash and Cedric Cobbs both shined during Saturday’s game against the Titans. That’s not mention the Bells who are already locks to be ahead of Fat-Ron on the death chart. Dayne, you suck for letting all these rooks come in and own you. I can’t believe you had a long run against the ‘Boys last year.
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Someone please pinch Jerome Harrison and snap him out of his dream world. Here are just a few things Harrison believes: first, Harrison says he was the best running back to come out in last year’s draft (he was a fifth round pick and the 13th RB taken), second Harrison said he should have won the Heisman trophy last year, and finally he says he won’t be surprised if he wins rookie of the year this season. Since you prolly think I am making this up, read the article here. After hearing those ideas about himself and the fact that Harrison is a Brown, I think it is safe to say that he may officially be the gayest player in the NFL.
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Donte Stallworth thinks he is Rader making gay choo-choo sounds. When asked how he felt about playing in Monday night’s game against the Wowboys, Stallworth responded with “Woooo! Woooo!” He thinks he will have a big game, but trust me, the Boys nasty D is going to show up and knock this woman’s train off the tracks.

6 Comments:

Blogger Situ said...

Bo or Snow? Who takes Jerome Harrison?

3:38 AM  
Blogger Phil Silva said...

snow will. how come the gayest people only make train sounds.

7:33 AM  
Blogger pete silva said...

la'roi is kinda gay for that. although i do see all these butt-head devils dancing

7:58 AM  
Blogger Rose said...

La'roi just has those racial pixies on his shoulder.

8:14 AM  
Blogger pete silva said...

go wikipedia Kevan Barlow and Bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:39 AM  
Blogger Situ said...

oh today is Tuesday, the day after the Cowboys vs 'Aints game and I am just letting everyone know that Stallworth had 2 catches for 15 yards. To Stallworth, I would just like to say, HA HA!

3:09 AM  

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